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FUCK HOLLYWOOD
From our investor meeting conference call:
The Investor (Dentist or Doctor) calls the meeting to order. "How will I get my money back is obviously the first question," says the Investor, and Sandie and Seanie both laugh. (Sandie actually snickers.) "You won't." Momentary pause. "Well, what's the pitch?" asks our Investor. Sandie says: "We got a plan bigger than our last one, which was a shampoo called Frat Boy Poison, which we sold out 400 bottles at a concert." Seanie says: "We'll compile all the nudity we ever put on BadTV and plaster ecological messages on the soundtrack, edit in high-def and produce a high-def disc with babes in lingerie killing oil executives, and the best news is that all the retail stores are selling a $400 blu-ray or HD-DVD player. Do you know what that means?" The Investor draws a blank, No he doesn't know what that means. "It means that next Christmas, in six months, practically next Tuesday, a high-def player will cost $199 and ten million of them will be sold, and where's the content," says Sandie. "Everybody wants to ogle in high-def, but where's the content?" The Investor asks for a title. "Naked Babes Save the Planet," says Seanie, "And of course there will be loads of nude men in it, too, equal time, Title X and all that." The Investor laughs, he likes the title, the hook is set, now which one of us pulls in the line? Black or Blue?
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