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Bill Grant in white loafers and a white wrinkled suit was spotted crossing a street in the Imperial City. Blue shouted out of his car: "Excuse me, you want to be in a movie?" Mr. Grant walked over to the car and asked what the role would be. "How about an assassin or a killer," says Blue. Mr. Grant shakes his head: "Cast me as a lover, and I'll be in your movie." Done. He was in a movie and a play titled "Nude" where he stole the show. "How did I spend all these years with contracts," he asked one night, "When I could have been having fun, making movies? All these years, thrown away on other people's trouble. How did I do it?"