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Model and internet pin-up babe Abbi Hendrix came to BadTV looking for a new gig. She's eye candy for the fratboys, but she knows she has to deliver knowledge and perspective as well as a boner. Morality won't save the planet, nor will scientists, nor will economics. But sex? "Who's in charge? Who's building the bombs and organizing the troops?" she asks. "Bonehead businessmen, that's who. And they're hard-wired bigots. Every female is like cotton or soybeans or missiles; another commodity to exploit. So if I have to show my ass to raise consciousness about global warming, I'll do it. Tattoo my boobs with Don't Buy Exxon. Cool with me. Whatever you need to do for the cause of BadTV. I know we're not making Shakespeare, but what's the excuse for Desperate Housewives? If you're going to make a living off bad taste, why not help out Mother Nature at the same time. You think you'll ever see Eva Longoria with 'Fuck Exxon' tattooed on her butt? No way. As long as there is science and nature celebrated by the fools at BadTV, I'm willing to get naked."