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Too much cheesecake in the world, thinks Lux. She's a pin-up getting roles in Hollywood (usually to flash something with one line) and a businesswoman to boot, and she's happy there is a message every time we use her skin. "Put me out there, and say something cool," she says. She lives in Lalaland, so she knows the strange impulses of entertainment. "No way does everyone settle for Jay Leno every night, which is why the businessman turns desperately to porn in half the hotel rooms in America every night. Those businessmen really want BadTV, but they don't know it yet. Something noble along with that primal urge. Keep turning those guys on, and maybe BadTV can achieve world peace and harmony. You've got a better shot at it than anyone else." Look for Lux on our Venus special, coming soon to BadTV.