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We have to protect Omel's ID coz he's doing more to save the Earth than anyone we know. Children in pain and displaced refugees are his particular wards, and Omel brings himself to the brink of exhaustion when he's in the field arranging for medical supplies and services. Beirut, Iraq, Kampala, now he's off to Sierra Leone, a place of keen importance to all of us at BadTV, since we know people who wrote "God Bless Sierra Leone" in elevators when the patriotism in the Imperial City went apeshit and everyone started saying god wears red white and blue, while we know god is like the rest of us when we see two babies drowning in a river, one Yankee and one Iraqi; doesn't matter, we save them both. But Omel also has the art thing stuck in his blood, just like us, and the race is to get a place, a hotel on an island in Belize, maybe, where all of us can stay and fingerpaint all day, coz Omel will be the nicest guy there, reminding us that we're cool too. That's his gift. You're bigger than he is.