2008 Naked Babes Save the Planet
I AM VOLTAIRE.
I might have been an astronaut, cracked through the stratosphere on my way to Venus, or I might have saved the world's last rhinoceros
from being slaughtered for its horn.
I don't like to talk like Montaigne, a long-ago heavy guy from France who said: "Oh, but what might have been."
I care about what is. And I am smarter than Montaigne, or Voltaire.
They would pay me fifty bucks an hour to explain how my cellphone works, or what a turbo diesel engine is, or to tell them that my DNA and their DNA go all the way back together to a chimpanzee in the Congo.
But would they listen to me? Would they trust wise youth? Or would they check out my ankles and purple underwear and ask, "C'est quoi, DNA?"
That's French, for "What the fuck is DNA?"
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Murphy Tolstoy gets a solar degree
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Mia in the Moon
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What Siggi Wants
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Bikko Flies Into the Sun
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Abbi in the Jungle
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Mai as Her Own Light
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